T-minus 43.5 hours.
I have turned into a stressball, hoarding donuts and scribbling up lesson plans that contain projects for which I will never be able to create a decent sample. I need to hire an independent contractor artist.
I also just rediscovered my work email. That was helpful.
Also, I bought pretty flower folders for absent work and it made me immensely happy. Must remember that my classes will be approximately 77% dude.